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About the Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Close to Penn Wood
Very good
7.4
7.8
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3.5
3.3
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers dramatic architecture and uncompromised luxury in a meticulously restored 15th-century coaching inn. This 5-star property features a Moroccan-themed pool, award-winning dining options, and unique individual decor throughout its rooms. With a Booking.com rating of 7.3/10, this Beaconsfield hotel provides a unique oasis experience.

Rooms & Amenities

Each of the 45 individually designed rooms at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield features a flat-screen TV, free Wi-Fi, en suite bathroom, bathrobes, and room service. Many rooms offer unique elements such as velvet walls, walk-in wet rooms, and bespoke furnishings. Certain units also include private terraces.

Dining Options

On-site dining options include an English restaurant serving modern British cuisine and an authentic Thai-Malay restaurant featuring traditional dishes. Enjoy cocktails at the speakeasy-style bar or al fresco dining by the pool. Additionally, a complimentary continental breakfast is provided daily.

Leisure & Events

Leisure amenities include a Moroccan-themed pool area and opportunities for relaxation with Thai massage treatments. The hotel hosts vibrant social events such as themed nights and offers unique spaces for gatherings including the library and hunting lodge. There are facilities for private functions and weddings.

Location & Transportation

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is accessible via Beaconsfield Services bus station, approximately a 22-minute walk away. Nearby attractions include Bekonscot Model Village, Cliveden House, and several parks. Local dining options within a short walk include Basmati Indian Restaurant and Giggling Squid Beaconsfield.

“This property appeals with its dramatic, historic setting and uniquely designed rooms, creating a flamboyant atmosphere, perfect for romantic getaways. Its decadent dining options, including Thai cuisine and creative cocktails, certainly provide memorable experiences. I particularly note the customized wedding services and engaging events, which set this venue apart.”
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Cosy
2 persons
220 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Snug
2 persons
130 sq. feet 
1 Double bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Boujee
2 persons
280 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
Decadent
2 persons
435 sq. feet 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Coffee machine
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Facilities

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Very good
7.6/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • No pets allowed
  • Luggage storage
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Hiking

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Live entertainment
  • Full body massage

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Terrace
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

At Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, culinary enthusiasts can indulge in a unique blend of traditional and contemporary dining experiences. The exquisite Thai and English restaurants offer a delightful exploration of flavors amidst inviting atmospheres, perfect for both romantic dinners and family meals.
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Thai Restaurant

Authentic Thai
Ambiance
Traditional and romantic, enhanced with a touch of exotic flair.
Key Offerings
Savor award-winning dishes crafted by talented Thai chefs, complemented by a selection of fresh fish from Grimsby Docks. The airy Moroccan-themed lounge is the perfect spot for afternoon tea.
Reservation
Recommended for dining.
Lunch and Dinner: Tuesday to Sunday, 12:00 - 15:00 and 17:30 - 22:30.

English Restaurant

Traditional British
Ambiance
Cozy and traditional with a romantic touch, ideal for classic British dining.
Key Offerings
Enjoy timeless British favorites in a welcoming setting, with an emphasis on quality ingredients and comforting flavors, served daily.
Reservation
Recommended for dining.
Lunch and Dinner: Monday to Sunday, 12:00 - 22:00.

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Hotel Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
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Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, United Kingdom, HP9 1LX
Nearby
Penn Street
Penn Wood
100 ft
Restaurants
The White Hart
300 ft
Aylesbury End
The Treehouse
600 ft
35 Aylesbury End
Basmati Indian Restaurant
1200 ft
43 Aylesbury End
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
700 ft
41 Aylesbury End
Leigh House
200 ft
Leigh House 53 Wycombe End
The Royal Saracens Head
400 ft
6-8 London End
No 5
500 ft
5 London End
Pizza Express
500 ft
14 London End
The Old Tea House
500 ft
7 Windsor End
Giggling Squid Beaconsfield
600 ft
Old Mulberry House 22 London End
The Old Bengal
700 ft
15 Wycombe End
Explore Beaconsfield
Explore Beaconsfield
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes walking
A historic site dedicated to the famous writer, featuring exhibits and insights into his life and work.
Bekonscot Model Village
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes walking
The world's oldest model village, showcasing intricate miniature scenes and beautiful gardens, perfect for families.
Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans
Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans
30 minutes walking
A tranquil site with rich history, featuring moorland walks and beautiful architecture ideal for quiet reflection.
Odds Farm Park
Odds Farm Park
6 minutes drive
A family-friendly farm park featuring animal encounters, adventure play areas, and seasonal events for all ages.
Penn Wood Walking Trails
1 minute walking
Scenic walking trails offering a peaceful escape into nature ideal for both relaxation and light exercise.
Golf at Wycombe Heights
10 minutes drive
Challenging 18-hole golf course with stunning views, perfect for enthusiasts looking to tee off in a picturesque setting.
Thermal Spa
5 minutes drive
Relaxing wellness experience offering massages and treatments, just a short ride away for ultimate rejuvenation.
The White Hart
The White Hart
2 minutes walking
Traditional pub with a cozy atmosphere, offering classic British fare and a great selection of ales and wines.
Basmati Indian Restaurant
Basmati Indian Restaurant
5 minutes walking
Authentic Indian cuisine featuring aromatic dishes and vegetarian options, perfect for casual dining in a vibrant setting.
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
3 minutes walking
Italian dining with a contemporary twist, offering wood-fired pizzas and pasta in a relaxed, family-friendly environment.
The Treehouse
The Treehouse
3 minutes walking
Charming spot with a unique ambiance, serving hearty dishes made from locally sourced ingredients; reservations recommended.
The Beaconsfield Theatre
10 minutes drive
Local theater hosting a range of performances including plays and dance, great for cultural enthusiasts of all ages.
Live Music at The White Hart
2 minutes walking
Lively pub with regular live music events, perfect for enjoying an evening of entertainment in a casual atmosphere.

Getting around
City Centre
Beaconsfield14 min  ·  3700 ft
Airports
London Heathrow Airport (LHR)36 min  ·  14.7 mi
London Luton Airport (LTN)80 min  ·  32.8 mi
Train
Beaconsfield Railway Station14 min  ·  3700 ft
Seer Green Train Station27 min  ·  1.4 mi
Underground
Amersham13 min  ·  5.2 mi
Uxbridge20 min  ·  7.9 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48

Reviews and Ratings

Reviews from guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 1071 verified reviews
7.0/10
Very good
62%
Recommend
Breakfast
8.3/10
Cleanliness
7.9/10
Comfort
8.0/10
Facilities
7.6/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.6/10
Location
8.2/10
Paid Wi-Fi
8.2/10
Staff
8.2/10
Value for money
6.8/10
Pros
Stunning rooms
Friendly staff
Great drinks
Cosy nooks
Wonderful venue
Cons
Uncomfortable heat
Low lighting
Guest reviews
based on 1964 reviews
7.4/10
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FAQs
About Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
What are the check-in and check-out times at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is at 11:00.
How far is Crazy Bear Beaconsfield from London Heathrow Airport?
The hotel is located 25 km from London Heathrow Airport, approximately a 19-minute drive.
What nearby attractions can guests visit while staying at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Nearby attractions include Bekonscot Model Village (5 minutes' drive), Cliveden House (10 minutes' drive), and Odds Farm Park (3 km).
What dining options are available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
The hotel features its own Thai restaurant, as well as nearby options like Zizzi (0.5 km), The Old Bengal (0.5 km), and Giggling Squid Beaconsfield (0.5 km).
What are some amenities included in the rooms at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Rooms include free Wi-Fi, a flat-screen TV, a coffee machine, air conditioning, and Grown Alchemist toiletries.
Does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offer spa services?
Yes, the hotel features a hot tub, Jacuzzi, and massage services.
What fitness facilities are available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Guests have access to a fitness centre and an outdoor swimming pool.
What languages do the staff at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield speak?
The staff primarily speaks English.
Is there any dining included with the stay at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Guests can enjoy a complimentary continental breakfast featuring items like chopped fruit salad.
What type of hotel is Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is a luxury, boutique hotel recognized for its unique design and opulent decor.

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