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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield

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From$162 /night
Check-in
15Sept
Check-out
16Sept
Rooms and Guests2 Guests, 1 Room
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About the Hotel

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX
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Close to Penn Wood
Very good
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers dramatic architecture and uncompromised luxury in a meticulously restored 15th-century coaching inn. This 5-star property features a Moroccan-themed pool, award-winning dining options, and unique individual decor throughout its rooms. With a Booking.com rating of 7.3/10, this Beaconsfield hotel provides a unique oasis experience.

Rooms & Amenities

Each of the 45 individually designed rooms at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield features a flat-screen TV, free Wi-Fi, en suite bathroom, bathrobes, and room service. Many rooms offer unique elements such as velvet walls, walk-in wet rooms, and bespoke furnishings. Certain units also include private terraces.

Dining Options

On-site dining options include an English restaurant serving modern British cuisine and an authentic Thai-Malay restaurant featuring traditional dishes. Enjoy cocktails at the speakeasy-style bar or al fresco dining by the pool. Additionally, a complimentary continental breakfast is provided daily.

Leisure & Events

Leisure amenities include a Moroccan-themed pool area and opportunities for relaxation with Thai massage treatments. The hotel hosts vibrant social events such as themed nights and offers unique spaces for gatherings including the library and hunting lodge. There are facilities for private functions and weddings.

Location & Transportation

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is accessible via Beaconsfield Services bus station, approximately a 22-minute walk away. Nearby attractions include Bekonscot Model Village, Cliveden House, and several parks. Local dining options within a short walk include Basmati Indian Restaurant and Giggling Squid Beaconsfield.

“This property appeals with its dramatic, historic setting and uniquely designed rooms, creating a flamboyant atmosphere, perfect for romantic getaways. Its decadent dining options, including Thai cuisine and creative cocktails, certainly provide memorable experiences. I particularly note the customized wedding services and engaging events, which set this venue apart.”
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Choose your room type

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
  • Cosy
    2 persons
    20 sq. feet
    1 Double bed
    Air conditioning
    Heating
  • Snug
    2 persons
    12 sq. feet
    1 Double bed
    Air conditioning
    Heating
  • Boujee
    2 persons
    26 sq. feet
    1 King-size bed
    Air conditioning
    Bathtub
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Facilities

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Very good
7.9/10Review score

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • 24-hour reception
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Adults only
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Hiking

Guest Parking

  • Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Karaoke
  • Live entertainment
  • Sun terrace
  • Full body massage

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Terrace
  • Tea and coffee facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite

At Crazy Bear Beaconsfield, culinary enthusiasts can indulge in a unique blend of traditional and contemporary dining experiences. The exquisite Thai and English restaurants offer a delightful exploration of flavors amidst inviting atmospheres, perfect for both romantic dinners and family meals.
  • Thai Restaurant

    Authentic Thai
    Ambiance
    Traditional and romantic, enhanced with a touch of exotic flair.
    Key Offerings
    Savor award-winning dishes crafted by talented Thai chefs, complemented by a selection of fresh fish from Grimsby Docks. The airy Moroccan-themed lounge is the perfect spot for afternoon tea.
    Reservation
    Recommended for dining.
    Lunch and Dinner: Tuesday to Sunday, 12:00 - 15:00 and 17:30 - 22:30.
  • English Restaurant

    Traditional British
    Ambiance
    Cozy and traditional with a romantic touch, ideal for classic British dining.
    Key Offerings
    Enjoy timeless British favorites in a welcoming setting, with an emphasis on quality ingredients and comforting flavors, served daily.
    Reservation
    Recommended for dining.
    Lunch and Dinner: Monday to Sunday, 12:00 - 22:00.

Location

Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX
Explore Beaconsfield
Explore Beaconsfield
  • Top Attractions
  • Activities
  • Dining
  • Entertainment
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes walking
A historic site dedicated to the famous writer, featuring exhibits and insights into his life and work.
Bekonscot Model Village
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes walking
The world's oldest model village, showcasing intricate miniature scenes and beautiful gardens, perfect for families.
Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans
Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans
30 minutes walking
A tranquil site with rich history, featuring moorland walks and beautiful architecture ideal for quiet reflection.
Odds Farm Park
Odds Farm Park
6 minutes drive
A family-friendly farm park featuring animal encounters, adventure play areas, and seasonal events for all ages.
Penn Wood Walking Trails
1 minute walking
Scenic walking trails offering a peaceful escape into nature ideal for both relaxation and light exercise.
Golf at Wycombe Heights
10 minutes drive
Challenging 18-hole golf course with stunning views, perfect for enthusiasts looking to tee off in a picturesque setting.
Thermal Spa
5 minutes drive
Relaxing wellness experience offering massages and treatments, just a short ride away for ultimate rejuvenation.
The White Hart
2 minutes walking
Traditional pub with a cozy atmosphere, offering classic British fare and a great selection of ales and wines.
Basmati Indian Restaurant
5 minutes walking
Authentic Indian cuisine featuring aromatic dishes and vegetarian options, perfect for casual dining in a vibrant setting.
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
3 minutes walking
Italian dining with a contemporary twist, offering wood-fired pizzas and pasta in a relaxed, family-friendly environment.
The Treehouse
3 minutes walking
Charming spot with a unique ambiance, serving hearty dishes made from locally sourced ingredients; reservations recommended.
The Beaconsfield Theatre
10 minutes drive
Local theater hosting a range of performances including plays and dance, great for cultural enthusiasts of all ages.
Live Music at The White Hart
2 minutes walking
Lively pub with regular live music events, perfect for enjoying an evening of entertainment in a casual atmosphere.
Getting around
  • City Centre
    Beaconsfield 14 min  ·  3700 ft
  • Airports
    London Heathrow (LHR) 36 min  ·  14.7 mi
    London Luton (LTN) 80 min  ·  32.8 mi
  • Train
    Beaconsfield Railway Station 14 min  ·  3700 ft
    Seer Green Train Station 27 min  ·  1.4 mi
  • Underground
    Amersham 13 min  ·  5.2 mi
    Uxbridge 20 min  ·  7.9 mi
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
The hotel offers a full breakfast at the price of GBP 14.0 per person.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
35

Reviews and Ratings

Reviews from guests about their experience.
Review summary
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Guests consistently praise the beautifully decorated rooms, some noting unique features like a TV that rises from the base of the bed, along with glorious toiletries. The bar area is a popular spot, especially on Thursday nights with live music. Many enjoyed the Thai restaurant and its fantastic food, though some have found that certain menu items may be unavailable. The Thai massage is also a frequently mentioned option, ideal for releasing tension, and there's a lovely pool area for guests to enjoy.
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Review score
Based on 1546 verified reviews
7.0 /10
Very good
60 %
Recommend
Staff
8.5/10
Breakfast
8.4/10
Value for money
7.1/10
Free WiFi
7.4/10
Pros
Stunning rooms
Friendly staff
Great drinks
Cosy nooks
Wonderful venue
Cons
Uncomfortable heat
Low lighting
Guest reviews
based on 1546 reviews
7.0/10
based on 1925 reviews
7.6/10
Joseph from United Kingdom
Single
Snug
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 17, 2026
9/10
lit wardrobe helpful manager
the lit wardrobe was excellent the bath was very nice i found the bed comfortable and the sheets soft. i noticed mark was a manager he was helpful he were great too ensure i enjoyed my stay
the seat was deep and the excessive throw cushions made it awkward to get comfortable
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Scarlett from United Kingdom
Couple
Boujee
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 12, 2026
9.0/10

Glamorous and Attentive Stay

helpful members spacious design thai dinner
I appreciated the very helpful members of staff. My room was boujee. It had a jaw-dropping interior and spacious design! I particularly enjoyed the bath in the room. It was perfect after a long day. I also enjoyed the Thai dinner and cocktails.
The room was clean but I noticed that some mirrors had a crack. I also noted a musky smell in the bedroom. Fixing these issues would greatly enhance the experience. Addressing these points will ensure a more pleasant visit.
Rooms
9/10
The room included a large copper bath, luxurious bedding, and unique mirrored furniture. Subtle lighting added to the warm atmosphere, and the elegant design was noticeable. Every element felt carefully thought out. The room had its own individual style.
Dining
8/10
The Thai restaurant provided an authentic experience. The dishes were flavorful and well-presented. The cocktail selection was extensive, and the service was attentive! Breakfast included fresh options and prompt service. It was a great way to start the day.
Service
10/10
Front desk staff were cute and efficient. Check-in was smooth. The staff addressed requests promptly, and every interaction was courteous. Staff members provided excellent attention to detail, and I greatly appreciated their professionalism.
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Alexander from United Kingdom
Single
Boujee
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 09, 2026
6/10
lovely room helpful staff dark room broken light
The room was LOVELY , and the reception staff were helpful.
The room was quite dark. TWO lights in the bathroom DIDN'T work, it was very dingy.
0 Helpful
Aaron from United Kingdom
Single
cosy
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: December 06, 2025
9.0/10

nice stay

friendly staff cute staff beautiful decor warm decor
the staff were very friendly and cute and the room was better than expected i found parking with no issue the hotel's decor was beautiful and warm the bath was a highlight i didn't want to leave
remote rooms are away from the main building
Dining
9/10
the thai restaurant features beautiful food and perfect service the pricing seemed reasonable i enjoyed the thai cuisine and the attentive staff made for a pleasant experience the presentation was appealing
Rooms
8/10
the room offered an elegant design and attention to detail every element was thoughtfully considered from the beautifully dressed bed to the subtle lighting the furnishings were stylish offering comfort overall the ambiance provided luxury and calm
Location
10/10
the hotel was easy to find the location had convenient parking options the area felt accessible and well situated i found it simple to reach the hotel and the available parking added to the convenience of my stay
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FAQs
About Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
What are the check-in and check-out times at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is at 11:00.
How far is Crazy Bear Beaconsfield from London Heathrow Airport?
The hotel is located 25 km from London Heathrow Airport, approximately a 19-minute drive.
What nearby attractions can guests visit while staying at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Nearby attractions include Bekonscot Model Village (5 minutes' drive), Cliveden House (10 minutes' drive), and Odds Farm Park (3 km).
What dining options are available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
The hotel features its own Thai restaurant, as well as nearby options like Zizzi (0.5 km), The Old Bengal (0.5 km), and Giggling Squid Beaconsfield (0.5 km).
What are some amenities included in the rooms at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Rooms include free Wi-Fi, a flat-screen TV, a coffee machine, air conditioning, and Grown Alchemist toiletries.
Does Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offer spa services?
Yes, the hotel features a hot tub, Jacuzzi, and massage services.
What fitness facilities are available at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Guests have access to a fitness centre and an outdoor swimming pool.
What languages do the staff at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield speak?
The staff primarily speaks English.
Is there any dining included with the stay at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Guests can enjoy a complimentary continental breakfast featuring items like chopped fruit salad.
What type of hotel is Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is a luxury, boutique hotel recognized for its unique design and opulent decor.

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